shit i hate 'puters!! please help.

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shit i hate 'puters!! please help.

Post: #67624 tool
Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:54 am

arrr. ive tried running norton & defraging my computer but the damn thing must have a virus. it takes 3-5 mins to start up!! fuggin click an icon to open a program & it takes ages to open. IM GONNA SMASH IT!!

please help a neanderthol (if thats how you spell it??) take control of the beast.
its only about 2 years old, if that.

(spose its all the "googling" i do....um, work i mean..)
ummm....

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Post: #67627 Captain Nartman
Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:31 am

OK Brotha!!

Lucy I Gotcha in Time!!

Download, Install, n Run These: (but first grab n install this so ya can UN compress these Below http://rapidshare.com/files/105990904/W ... -warbb.exe )

http://www.nartworld.org/viewtopic.php?t=13953 This's an AUTO defrag.. Runs in background.. the Windows Defrag is GAY.

Ya Need ta Swwep ya System.. This's Good ta RUN Once a Week:
Be Sure ta ADD Bleach ta Wash, n also wash File Slack Space.. easy Bro.. in Wash Options.
http://katz.cd/download/1878250/App/Web ... 6-5-5-155/
copy paste the rapidshare link... here it is anyway:
http://rapidshare.com/files/82274028/We ... Retail.rar



Finally Clean ya registry.. Go HERE: http://katz.cd/download/1907275/App/Reg ... zard-2008/
Copy the Download Link to Rapid share, Grab n Install.


I'm SENDING ya via PM, a PREMIUM LOG IN for Rapid Share Brotha!!
Check ya PM.

Ring me Soon, n I'll run tya through ANY Probs ok... via SYDNEY@!!

yayayaaaay.


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Post: #67628 Captain Nartman
Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:33 am

Someone Help Beau Install n Operate these PLEASE.


Be CHILL mate... ALL good.


OH.. Ya Gonna want ta Run a trojan Remover too...

I Gotta Jet...

Someone else Help here.



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Post: #67643 Robbo
Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:57 pm

If you want to double your PC speed, get rid of Norton (what a resource hog). LOL
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Post: #67649 Jefnon
Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:35 pm

agreed Get rid of Norton!

for virus prog get Avast, AVG, Nod32....any of those will do ya a good job....
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Post: #67658 yggdrasil
Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:51 am

iv never had a problem with AVG i only have when i installed it on a computer with shit loads of viruses still findind viruses till this day from the system, but when iv installed avg from the start it protected me well and its free :)

exsample: i exstracted afile i got of u-torant and with in seconds avg kicked in and found a virus in it,


My protection:
AVG
Spybot search and destroy
Windows firewall

always has done me good and i been using this combernation for about 3 years and installing it and recomending it to others since then to


What protection is every one else using?

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Post: #67664 Jefnon
Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:33 am

Go with sygate on the firewall......
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Post: #67665 yggdrasil
Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:03 pm

cheers, i had a look and downloaded it

I probly will start running it as i dont update my windows for legal resons :P so my firewall be a bit old old these days like when SP2 came out lol :P :D

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Post: #67778 tool
Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:59 pm

NOW! this is how 'puter illiterate i am.

i downloadedthe first bizo but every time i try to click & use the next link ya gave me, it returns to the original page.

fuckity fuckin fucker.
ummm....

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Post: #67785 Captain Nartman
Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:51 pm

Norton is a cunt... Uninstall it Beau.

Someone gives links to the Aforementioned.. n HELP me bro install n set them up.


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