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Post: # 60180Post jt
Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:08 pm

sitting next to nartman fuck'n cool dude. need pick up lines for an outing in the cross for monday night hit me back.

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Post: # 60181Post lindsaymac
Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:34 pm

Had a mate years ago whose technique was absurdly simple; he'd just walk up to a girl and hang it on her, "How about a root?", he'd ask.



Got his face slapped a lot, but he got a few roots as well, sooo.......:dunno:

Gotta be worth a try, eh?


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Post: # 60189Post psychobabble
Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:50 pm

hmmm

I'm a hard ass, a pick up line is going to get you labeled trouble in about 2.5 seconds....

sorry, can't help you...nothing works for me unless there is a very specific in depth moment that happens based generally on conversation and a legitimate connection...

but fuck, I'm a wierdo ..ask anyone here...LOL
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Post: # 60190Post JLW
Thu Jul 12, 2007 4:51 pm

I'm with you Babs, I don't like groping with strangers either.

I know, all guys are supposed to be whore dogs, but I'm the exception and not the rule.

I would rather take matters into my own hands, or hand, than to hurt any lady.

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Post: # 60191Post Jam_n
Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:46 pm

I once tried:

I don't have the looks like Tom Cruise or as body like Arnold Schwarzenegger, but I can lick like Lassie.

It brought me some dog cookies :mrgreen:


We laughed allot and because I was a good sport about we went on a date.







and she found out I was right ;-)
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Post: # 60197Post sardog
Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:58 am

that was good Jam_n :mrgreen:

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Post: # 60206Post lindsaymac
Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:40 pm

Sexual attraction is all in yer nose anyway, according to research, so I say: "If it smells good - Fuck it!"
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Post: # 60212Post psychobabble
Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:42 pm

confidence in yourself..seriously works..

oh..and make a girl laugh...I'm tellin ya...make her melt or make her laugh...good stuff ..good stuff :)
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Post: # 60220Post MiniNart
Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:02 am

i have a large popcorn, not gonna eat it all... want some?

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Post: # 60242Post Captain Nartman
Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:58 pm

HA!!

I Must check back with this Bloke... met him Through some Sydney Crew.
Justin an American, n a Funny Fucker Indeedy.

Him n some mates were Gonna Exclusively use Pick up Lines in the Clubs of Kings cross Last Night... also... one was gonna be Dressed as a Chick!! as I said, Funny Chaps.


Burp.

I MISS SYDNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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