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Post: # 60253Post Jam_n
Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:29 pm

psychobabble wrote:oh..and make a girl laugh...I'm tellin ya...make her melt or make her laugh...good stuff ..good stuff :)


This works.
I went out to the Chinese last Thursday and made one of the waitresses pie her pants of laughing.
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Post: # 60255Post Captain Nartman
Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:32 pm

Mmm... Get Pics..


Asian Pie ay.



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Post: # 60266Post psychobabble
Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:19 am

hahaha Jam

I love a guy that makes me laugh..seriously...really laugh...

it's a killer :mrgreen:
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Post: # 60314Post Captain Nartman
Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:11 am

Hey Justin.. How Bout some Piratey Lines?

I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.

You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!

Hey, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering?

Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.

See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.

WOW! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest!

Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight.

Do ya' mind if the parrot watches?

Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?

Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.

So you're the new cabin boy, eh?

Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation? (software pirates only)

Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?

Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!



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Post: # 60316Post psychobabble
Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:44 am

I dated a guy who always made me laugh in the store by walking around talking like ernest....

now I have to find a picture...nothing funnier than watching a very intellegent person act like the biggest red neck on the planet....

had me rolling regularly ...I miss him..but I don't miss his wiskey phone calls...ha!

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Post: # 60461Post Jam_n
Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:29 pm

You better be careful Babs that I don't make you laugh to hard then :mrgreen:
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