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HERBAL / TRADITIONAL MEDICINES OR CURES

Post: # 55836Post PaulNZ
Wed May 16, 2007 3:12 pm

G'day guys. Finally got back on line after a major melt down. Computer up and running again!!!

Anyway, I posted an interesting "traditional cure" on another thread a while back, the pet one. Has anyone got any amusing cures for ailments????

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Wed May 16, 2007 3:15 pm

Good ta ave yee Back Ya Ol Semen... Oceanographer.


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Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:20 am

yeah, if you have a earache = piss in it! warmth + its filtered + and i think its the urick acid that dries the ear drum out...i havnt done it yet..but if im stuck in the middle of the woods and a earache, Hell yeah - arch that stream right in my ear! hahaha i hope i have good aim! :lol:

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Post: # 57533Post Captain Nartman
Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:28 am

HA..

Yad Need a Good aim n such.

Over ere, Ifya Pissin in Someones Ear, it means ya Babblin Shit to them, n I Doubt That'ld heal Anything.. but it can Lead to a Punch in the Head which is Counter-Productive, yet Highly Invigorating sometimes.



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Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:59 am

"yet Highly Invigorating sometimes." LOL shit, i will stay with coffee in the morning. it would suck to get a good morning punch in the head..someone might die..

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Post: # 57544Post Captain Nartman
Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:07 am

Ah, True, but Death is Only the beginning Ofya Carbon Atoms Continuing Journey of Billions of Years, But with Fond Memories and Anticipation of their Next Host.



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Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:13 am

Aaarrgghh maybees so, but a piss in ye 'ole lug in the mornin' aye? I bees seein' video's n' such so it must bees true.

I had shipmate back on the Isle who bees callin' it "bath night" in his house. He'd try n' tell mi' bout his exploits with his circus missus but I's trys not te bees listnen'; fer mi' own sanity n' such.

He'd do stuff with glass coffee table n' all.

Strange fruit but he bees a colourful scallywag te' be sure.

Are ye's still out there Dave????

There bees mud in yer eye!

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Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:16 am

MEDICINAL INFORMATION STANDARDS ARE OF A HIGH CALIBRE, I COMMEND YOU GENTLEMEN FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO OUR CLOISTERED SOCIETY.

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Post: # 57557Post ShitShitShit
Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:20 pm

Captain Nartman wrote:Ah, True, but Death is Only the beginning Ofya Carbon Atoms Continuing Journey of Billions of Years, But with Fond Memories and Anticipation of their Next Host.



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yes, and energy is never lost - it only changes form! so how old are we? what parts do you count? and HOW? ( we invented time for THIS solar system..and parts of us came from other places) ..we are space garbage! lol
..self absorbed space garbage... or its just me :???:

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