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worst pet experiences?

Post: #44976 Guest
Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:48 pm

hey... what are your people's worst experiences with your home pets? my most recent pet was a $750 parakeet that died due to some stupid disease.

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Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:33 am

If this is true - its the best thing ever! :D



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Post: #46657 Stink Worm Bum
Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:15 pm

I got eaten by my pet crocadile once.



...and my prize winning stud hound dog had an unfortunate accident with a kitchen knife once.
OK, so basically we're all in deep shit.

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Post: #46658 Captain Nartman
Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:04 pm

My Vagina is Often Itchy so I Insert a Few of Me Goldfish... that Sorts out the Infection.




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Post: #46659 Captain Nartman
Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:07 pm

Unfortunately as you can see, it has a Deprimental Effect on the Fish.




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Post: #55486 PaulNZ
Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:20 am

Can you smell almonds?

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Post: #55545 Guest
Fri May 04, 2007 2:25 am

Arrrrrrr to be shure, to be shure. The Capn he be a rel cun fer shurwe, full ashitn pissn wind to be shure...,Arrrrrrr.
Arrrrrr. I had a wee croc I did Arrrrr. bit off my bluddy head and ate methe bastard Arrrrr.



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Post: #55546 Stink Worm Bum
Fri May 04, 2007 2:30 am

I not be a Guest!!!! I be Stink Worm Bum Itch Hole Aaarrrrrrrr.
OK, so basically we're all in deep shit.

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Post: #55555 PaulNZ
Fri May 04, 2007 7:01 pm

Sink Worm Bum Itch Hole ye says?

That bees a fine name for any sea dog, or doggett for that matter.

If ye bum bees itchin' ye'll bees needin' an 'ole cure I's learned in mi' previous life on the briney.

Gets thi' self in the birthday suit and bees pickin' ye self a fine lookin' patch on the deck under the sun 'n all. Bees doin' a naked hand stand.

Have yer offsider bees rubbin' finest sea salt inti ye water tight ring o' confidence, while ye bees naked handstandin' in ye sun.

That there sea salt bees drawin' that itch right outta yer arse, that it be. If ye be 'avin a worm or 3 up there, it'll draw them buggers out n'all, as theys bees gettin' thirsty wi' all that sea salt.

If yer arse not bees itchen' and yees just be 'avin a comical name and such, bees given' it a try anyways....ain't nothin' finer than an' ole sea dog pointin' his ring up at that there sun, winkin' an' a twinklin'.

Bees sure that there bees nay mud in yer eye, afore you go's flashin' ya ring shipmate. Manners 'n all that.
Can you smell almonds?

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Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:34 am

Fuck me he's back burrrrppppppppppp


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