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worst pet experiences?

Post: # 44976Post Guest
Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:48 pm

hey... what are your people's worst experiences with your home pets? my most recent pet was a $750 parakeet that died due to some stupid disease.

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Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:33 am

If this is true - its the best thing ever! :D



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Post: # 46657Post Stink Worm Bum
Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:15 pm

I got eaten by my pet crocadile once.
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...and my prize winning stud hound dog had an unfortunate accident with a kitchen knife once.
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OK, so basically we're all in deep shit.

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Post: # 46658Post Captain Nartman
Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:04 pm

My Vagina is Often Itchy so I Insert a Few of Me Goldfish... that Sorts out the Infection. Image




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Post: # 46659Post Captain Nartman
Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:07 pm

Unfortunately as you can see, it has a Deprimental Effect on the Fish.




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Post: # 55486Post PaulNZ
Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:20 am

Nice lookin' sea beast Cap'n.

Now then....

....a vagina ye says???

I bees learned in the ways of fightin' orf the scurvy 'n such but I is unawares of a man havin' said hidie hole afore.

I has been to Thailand, in facts that bees ware I be learning mi' Thai - Ping for ye 'ole computer an' be seein' ladyboys....but thats somthin' else again.

Cap'n, could ye bees kind enough ta describe said hidie hole to mi', so I's can bees clear in mi' mind where the wee beastie is?

Bees much appreciatin'.

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Fri May 04, 2007 2:25 am

Arrrrrrr to be shure, to be shure. The Capn he be a rel cun fer shurwe, full ashitn pissn wind to be shure...,Arrrrrrr.
Arrrrrr. I had a wee croc I did Arrrrr. bit off my bluddy head and ate methe bastard Arrrrr.

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Arrrrrr

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Post: # 55546Post Stink Worm Bum
Fri May 04, 2007 2:30 am

I not be a Guest!!!! I be Stink Worm Bum Itch Hole Aaarrrrrrrr.
OK, so basically we're all in deep shit.

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Post: # 55555Post PaulNZ
Fri May 04, 2007 7:01 pm

Sink Worm Bum Itch Hole ye says?

That bees a fine name for any sea dog, or doggett for that matter.

If ye bum bees itchin' ye'll bees needin' an 'ole cure I's learned in mi' previous life on the briney.

Gets thi' self in the birthday suit and bees pickin' ye self a fine lookin' patch on the deck under the sun 'n all. Bees doin' a naked hand stand.

Have yer offsider bees rubbin' finest sea salt inti ye water tight ring o' confidence, while ye bees naked handstandin' in ye sun.

That there sea salt bees drawin' that itch right outta yer arse, that it be. If ye be 'avin a worm or 3 up there, it'll draw them buggers out n'all, as theys bees gettin' thirsty wi' all that sea salt.

If yer arse not bees itchen' and yees just be 'avin a comical name and such, bees given' it a try anyways....ain't nothin' finer than an' ole sea dog pointin' his ring up at that there sun, winkin' an' a twinklin'.

Bees sure that there bees nay mud in yer eye, afore you go's flashin' ya ring shipmate. Manners 'n all that.
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Post: # 59498Post niteflyer
Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:34 am

I had a pet sheep but could I fuck run fast enuff to catch it when I was wearing my wellington boots burp :(
Fuck me he's back burrrrppppppppppp

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